Get the likes you deserve, share these… Quality Facebook Statuses x 20: Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman. I can’t believe that I wanted to grow up. Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you […]
Dancing Time, Free Hugs, & Clever Status Updates
Make The Social Network better, share these… Clever Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when you’re trying to dodge someone, and you both step the same way… twice. I wish my computer would stop asking me stupid questions. Of course I’m sure I want to clear my browser history. The thing that sucks about hanging […]
Peace Cat, Roof Jumper, and Witty Status Updates
Get more likes, share these… Witty Facebook Statuses: Whenever I see “person is typing” for five minutes, and then finally…..”lol”, I assume you typed, “I love you, have my babies!”, but then chickened out. Not answering the question answers the question. I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to […]
Kitty Vs. Toy, Smiling Dog, & Best Status Updates
Step your LIKEs up, share these… Best Facebook Status Updates this week: I’m constantly looking at my phone like it has the answers to all life’s problems. Love in 2013 means answering each other’s texts immediately. Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop. I think if my phone were to say “I’m […]
Hot Air Balloon, Snake Prank, & Top Status Updates
This week on Facebook… Top 20 Status Updates: A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling. How come your memories of people are always better than the actual people? Still not sure how to throw away a pizza box. I hate […]
Driving Hamster, FriendZoned, and Witty Status Posts
Get more likes, share these… Witty Facebook Status Updates Don’t get your panties in a bunch. The nicer ones are sold individually. The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30. Nothing says love like hearing a toilet flush on the other end of the […]