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Quality Facebook Statuses x 20:
- Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman.
- I can’t believe that I wanted to grow up.
- Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
- You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.
- Since I’ve taken up calling bars “churches” my mom has been much more pleased with me.
- I want an auctioneer to read my eulogy.
- If people rode their spouses like they did their brakes the divorce rate would drop drastically.
- Aww, I love getting cute good morning texts from no one.
- Turning off the lights downstairs and running upstairs so no one kills you.
- If you have two people in your profile pic you should be required by law to have a red arrow point at whichever one is you.
- Whenever a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.
- You can almost pass a lie detector test if you answer every question with “go fish.”
- It’s funny how someone who was just a stranger last year, can mean so much to you now. It’s terrible that someone who meant so much to you last year, can be a stranger now. It’s amazing what a year can do.
- If I ever get arrested, my one phone call will be to the police station to do a bomb scare. I’m not spending the night there.
- All a girl wants is a guy that can make her laugh, just not when he drops his pants.
- I already know this is going to be a disaster. I pregret this.
- If I text with “Almost there!” I haven’t left yet.
- You have no idea how funny I am to me.
- My predictive text dictionary doesn’t have “tsunami”, so if you ever get a text from me that says “trumang” start running.
- I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
U Fancy, Huh?
That’s what they call a natural tuxedo aka a “real” birthday suit! Real proper like! Pass along this shareablely addictive proper pup 🙂
8 Signs Your Cat is Actually a Dog:
Hah! I think that guy may really have a CatDog on his hands after-all. Pretty cute 😉 Share this adorably confused kitty on Facebook for LIKE-city!