Cat Dog, Fancy Pup, and Quality Status Updates

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Quality Facebook Statuses x 20:

1. Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman.
2. I can’t believe that I wanted to grow up.
3. Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?  That’s common sense leaving your body.
5. Since I’ve taken up calling bars “churches” my mom has been much more pleased with me.
6. I want an auctioneer to read my eulogy.
7. If people rode their spouses like they did their brakes the divorce rate would drop drastically.
8. Aww, I love getting cute good morning texts from no one.
9. Turning off the lights downstairs and running upstairs so no one kills you.
10. If you have two people in your profile pic you should be required by law to have a red arrow point at whichever one is you.
11. Whenever a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.
12. You can almost pass a lie detector test if you answer every question with “go fish.”
13. It’s funny how someone who was just a stranger last year, can mean so much to you now. It’s terrible that someone who meant so much to you last year, can be a stranger now. It’s amazing what a year can do.
14. If I ever get arrested, my one phone call will be to the police station to do a bomb scare. I’m not spending the night there.
15. All a girl wants is a guy that can make her laugh, just not when he drops his pants.
16. I already know this is going to be a disaster. I pregret this.
17. If I text with “Almost there!” I haven’t left yet.
18. You have no idea how funny I am to me.
19. My predictive text dictionary doesn’t have “tsunami”, so if you ever get a text from me that says “trumang” start running.
20. I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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U Fancy, Huh?

That’s what they call a natural tuxedo aka a “real” birthday suit! Real proper like! Pass along this shareablely addictive proper pup 🙂

8 Signs Your Cat is Actually a Dog:

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Hah! I think that guy may really have a CatDog on his hands after-all. Pretty cute 😉 Share this adorably confused kitty on Facebook for LIKE-city!