From this week, on Facebook… The Top 21 Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when you’re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water starts running. Nothing’s forever. Forever’s a lie. All we have is what’s between hello and goodbye. That feeling when you can’t fall asleep and you decide to stay […]
Turtle Hump, Huge Fish, & Status Humor
Collected this week, on FB… Top Facebook Status Humor: Every time I find the key to happiness, somebody changes the lock. I wish there was a way to track down who got you sick so you can punch them in the face. Taking shots of Tequila is just another way of saying, “I like where […]
Kissing Booth, Water Bike, and 20 Comical Status Updates
Post these and the likes will fly… Comical Facebook Status Posts x 20: There’s been over 30 billion messages posted on Facebook, and yet most of us have never even talked to our neighbors. Because of tanning beds, 1000 years from now archeologists will think we used to fry people as punishment. It’s a shame […]
Best Test Response, Cat Meets Snow, & Creative Statuses
Most Shared Facebook status updates, this week… Creative Facebook Statuses: Why aren’t mustaches called mouth brows? I’ve managed not to lose my chapstick for 6 months, so now I’m obviously ready for a relationship. The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man is: Notice anything different? Every time I make a bad decision, […]
SuperBowl Statuses & Best Super Bowl Commercials Ever!
Let the parties and big game begin, share these… SuperBowl Status Updates: After the Replacement Refs, I wasn’t sure we’d ever get here. But, dammit look how far we’ve come. #SuperBowl2013 You’re invited to watch the Super Bowl with me on your television. I appreciate the Super Bowl for uniting all Americans in our inability […]
Motivation, Soccer Dogs, and Hilarious Status Updates
IF these don’t make you laugh, there’s something wrong with you… Hilarious Status Updates for Facebook: Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. When things don’t add up in your life, start subtracting. My girlfriend is gorgeous, selfless, […]