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Georgia, Baby Sloth, and Creative Status Posts
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Yelling Goat, Heart Kitty, and Top Statuses
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ROFL Bear, Nintendo 64, and Brainy Status Posts
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Cup Drumming, Toilet Tree, and Hilarious Statuses
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Car Backflip, Aladdin, and 20 Funny Status Updates
Get more likes, share these… Top 20 Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in my way. If your not passionate about what you do, then there is no point of doing it at all. The worst thing […]