Step your Facebook game up, share these… Status Updates that get LIKES: Enjoy the little things in life, because one day, you’ll look back and realize that they were actually big things. I’d rather have the girl from The Ring pop out of my TV than have that stupid “Congratulations you’ve won” voice ever scare […]
Cape Town, Wild Cows, & Pro Status Updates
Statuses everyone can use, try these: Pro Status Updates That Make You Think: I looked out the window & watched a dog chase his tail for 10 minutes & thought WOW dogs are so easily entertained. I then realized I just watched a dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. They should make an award […]
Choo Choo Train, Veggie Plate, & 20 Best Statuses
Get more likes, with these… 20 of the Best Facebook Statuses: Everything happens for a reason. But, sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions. I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out girls butt’s. Everyone talks about leaving a better planet […]
Buzzer Beater, Cute Kitten, and Great Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… Great Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence. I wonder if I’ll ever be mature enuff to use a stud finder without first pointing it at myself and saying “there’s one”. It is SO much easier to turn friendship into […]
Walking Dog, That Feeling, and Top Status Updates
On Facebook this week… The Top 20 Status Updates Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.” That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with […]
Umbrella Skydive, Happy Sheep, & Most LIKEd Statuses
This week on FB… Most Liked Status Updates: Love means sharing your thoughts, your fears, your dreams, your hopes and your french fries. I’m convinced that the employees of Ikea were just used to be customers who didn’t know how to get out and just gave up. The self checkout line was invented by a […]