Happy Easter! Enjoy these hilarious one-liners and post them to your FB wall to get tons of comments & likes… Easter Status Updates: I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and […]
Amazed Cat, Crying Sloth, & Popular Status Updates
From this week on FB… 20 Popular Facebook Status Updates: Our kids will never know the terror of calling a crush and having a parent answer the phone. My biggest fear is that there is no PMS and this is my personality. The awkward moment when you’re actually telling the truth but you either laugh […]
Technology Nope, Slammer, and Damn Funny Status Posts
Updated Daily, just for you… 20 Damn Funny Facebook Status Updates: Cleavage is the only thing that you can look down on and approve of at the same time. Don’t trade what you want most for what you want now. I’m beginning to realize that some people must actually enjoy being miserable. I hate it […]
Looking Good, Unlikely Dance Off, & Best Status Posts
The Top this week on Facebook… Best Facebook Status Posts: If you’re not fully satisfied with your life, do something about it. Or complain about it on the internet. Whatever you prefer. One of the best feelings in the world is when you are hugging a person you love and they hug you back even […]
Howling Fest, Hungry Kitty, & Hilarious Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… 20 Hilarious Facebook Status Update Posts: Love is standing on wet cement. the longer you stay, the harder it is to leave and you can never let go without leaving your footprints. Either you love Space Jam or you’re wrong. The more crap you put up with, the more crap […]
Cat Walks Dog, Cute Lion, and Top Funny Facebook Statuses
Share these, get more likes… Top Funny Facebook Statuses Law & Order is Scooby Doo for adults. My life feels like a test I didn’t study for and everybody is being a dick and not letting me cheat. If my job was to browse the Internet and play on my phone, I don’t know what […]