This week on Facebook… Top Status Updates for Facebook: I’m beginning to think that I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my kitchen. That awkward moment when you don’t know how to reply to a really sweet text. I Have No Need For Google I Have Teenagers Who Know It […]
Best Dog Tricks, Advice Turtle, & Great Status Updates
Make your weekend more interesting, share one of these… 20 Great Facebook Status Updates: I bet if we all threw our problems into a big pile, we’d see everyone else’s and scramble to get ours back. That awkward moment when you’re way more excited than little kids are to watch Finding Dory. If Tetris has […]
Bengal Kitten, Dog Shoes, & Witty Statuses
Get more likes, share these… Witty Facebook Statuses: Some people live life in the fast lane. I’ve spent most of mine on the side of the road, hood open, staring at a smoking engine, scratching my head. My vocabulary can beat your vocabulary’s ass, arse, bum, buttocks, rear end, booty, backside, tush, tuckus and badonkadonk. […]
Score LIKE Insurance for Facebook..
Is there a such thing as Insurance for Facebook? Probably not, but you sure can be sure you’ll get more likes with these… LIKE Insurance for Facebook: Being in the friend zone is like an employer turning you down for a job, then calling you regularly bitching about the person they did hire. I don’t […]
21 Funny Status Update Ideas
Get more likes, share these… Funny Facebook Status Update Ideas: The best thing about marriage is never needing to use Google. Wives know everything! Ladies, stop complaining to us about how there are no good guys. If you want a good guy, chances are he’s the one you’re complaining to. WebMD needs to add the […]
April Fools Day Status Updates
Happy April Fools Day 2013… April Fools Day 2013: Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. “So it’s like any other day. Right? Who needs april fools my entire life is a joke! 1 universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 180,497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people & I’M STILL SINGLE. Onions: […]