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Best Commercial, Selfie, and Facebook Status Humor
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Pug Scolding, Best Friends,& Funny Statuses
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Cat Vacuum Video, Baby Platypus, & Hilarious Status Updates
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Kid Boss, Cheeseburgler, & Popular Facebook Status Updates
This week, on Facebook… Most Popular Facebook Statuses: The more attractive you are, the more awkward I am. I have an irrational fear of speedbumps… but, I’m slowly getting over it. Smile. Your enemies hate it. Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age yet one of them has a child and […]
Hungry Hippos, Doggie Tempers, and Witty Status Updates
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