Kid Boss, Cheeseburgler, & Popular Facebook Status Updates

This week, on Facebook…

Most Popular Facebook Statuses:

1. The more attractive you are, the more awkward I am.
2. I have an irrational fear of speedbumps… but, I’m slowly getting over it.
3. Smile. Your enemies hate it.
4. Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age yet one of them has a child and another is mentally stuck in middle school.
5. I would make a bad parent… my kid would say “I dont wanna go 2 school I just wanna sleep” & I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”
6. 6 am: tired 9 am: tired 11 am: tired 3 pm: tired 5 pm: tired 7 pm: tired 9 pm: tired bed time: ENNNNEERRGGYY
7. Exercise? More like extra fries.
8. I thought eyelashes were meant to keep shit out of your eye, but half the time if there’s anything in my eye it’s a damn eyelash.
9. I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff.
10. I love sleeping. Mainly because my life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake.
11. Ready for: S un-kissed skin. U nforgetable days. M emories waiting to happen. M eeting new people. E ndless nights. R eal fun.
12. If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase, you can make it through today.
13. I love sitting back and listening to people lie when I know the truth.
14. I’m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description.
15. Please either stop being so attractive or make out with me it is your choice.
16. I was born naked, so I’m gonna sleep that way.
17. Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside.
18. A new study shows that smart people tend to drink more. But I already knew I’m smarter with alcohol. And chattier. And funnier. And regrettier.
19. Is “ugh” an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.
20. If I show you a picture on my phone, don’t swipe left, don’t swipe right. Just look.

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Have you ever been this happy??

Kid Tells Dad Who’s Boss:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A6Bu96ALOw[/youtube]

You worry about yourself! So CUTE 🙂 She’s a big girl! Share the cuteness, folks. Pass this video along.