This week, on Facebook…
Most Popular Facebook Statuses:
- The more attractive you are, the more awkward I am.
- I have an irrational fear of speedbumps… but, I’m slowly getting over it.
- Smile. Your enemies hate it.
- Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age yet one of them has a child and another is mentally stuck in middle school.
- I would make a bad parent… my kid would say “I dont wanna go 2 school I just wanna sleep” & I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”
- 6 am: tired 9 am: tired 11 am: tired 3 pm: tired 5 pm: tired 7 pm: tired 9 pm: tired bed time: ENNNNEERRGGYY
- Exercise? More like extra fries.
- I thought eyelashes were meant to keep shit out of your eye, but half the time if there’s anything in my eye it’s a damn eyelash.
- I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff.
- I love sleeping. Mainly because my life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake.
- Ready for: S un-kissed skin. U nforgetable days. M emories waiting to happen. M eeting new people. E ndless nights. R eal fun.
- If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase, you can make it through today.
- I love sitting back and listening to people lie when I know the truth.
- I’m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description.
- Please either stop being so attractive or make out with me it is your choice.
- I was born naked, so I’m gonna sleep that way.
- Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside.
- A new study shows that smart people tend to drink more. But I already knew I’m smarter with alcohol. And chattier. And funnier. And regrettier.
- Is “ugh” an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.
- If I show you a picture on my phone, don’t swipe left, don’t swipe right. Just look.
Have you ever been this happy??
Kid Tells Dad Who’s Boss:
You worry about yourself! So CUTE 🙂 She’s a big girl! Share the cuteness, folks. Pass this video along.