Score some likes, share these… Great Statuses for Facebook: That awkward moment when you’re that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single. “Is it food time yet?” = The summarization of most of my thoughts. Things you can say when you have nothing to say: 1. It is what it is […]
Ringtone Cat Video, FB Criminal, & Awesome Status Posts
Get more likes, share these… Awesome Status Posts: Did you know you that you don’t have to put every meal you eat on Instagram? You can just eat it. No, I would not like to meet local singles in my area. Being dead tired throughout the entire day then wide awake when I’m trying to […]
Animals Falling Asleep (Video), Not Haunted House, & EPIC Status Updates
Get more likes, share these… 20 EPIC Facebook Status Updates: Just because you miss someone, doesn’t mean they belong in your life. No matter what people think of you, walk around with your head held high. Multiple chins are not cute. I typed something into Google on my phone then held it to my ear. […]
Fastest Squirrel, Baby Clydesdale, & Silly Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… Silly Facebook Status Updates Love when you’re ready, not when you’re lonely. Walk up in the club like “what’s the wifi password here?” Behind every strong woman is a man that she needs to open jars and get things of high shelves. It’s amazing how quickly we forget the lessons […]
Mesmerizing Kitty, Gymnast WTF, & Best Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share these… The BEST 20 Status Updates on Facebook: I have to stop saying “How stupid can you be?” I think people are taking it as a challenge. I wish memories were like text messages so we could delete the ones we dont like & keep the special ones forever. […]
Puss in Boots, Long Time No See, & Top Comedy StatusUpdates
This week on FB, share these… Top 20 Comedy StatusUpdates: What a lovely winter we’re having this spring. Dear Women, Newsflash…MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. I feel as though common sense should be referred to as the sense formerly known as common. The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% […]