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20 EPIC Facebook Status Updates:
- Just because you miss someone, doesn’t mean they belong in your life.
- No matter what people think of you, walk around with your head held high. Multiple chins are not cute.
- I typed something into Google on my phone then held it to my ear. I felt stupid at first, but now I’m kinda mad that that doesn’t work.
- Manners matter. Good looks are a bonus. Humor is a must.
- My Boss sent me home today. Apparently, “the later I get here, the quicker this ends” isn’t the right answer for “why are you late?”
- Fat, single and ready for a Pringle.
- I remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so I don’t freak them out.
- Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person says: hi
- Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family.
- I fail to understand the ‘good’ part of ‘good morning’
- Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can’t do is pick up it’s own poop. You’re just a poop collector.
- I’ve been really depressed these past few days. Finally visited a therapist and got diagnosed. Turns out, I’m poor.
- Life is like “Facebook” – People will like your problems & comment; But no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
- Being an adult just means telling less people about all the poor decisions you still make.
- Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending ♡
- No one in the history of the world has made the right amount of pasta without leftovers.
- There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with stupid mouths forming stupid words.
- I think I’ll just wait for technology to stop improving before I buy anything else.
- My ex has a new boyfriend and I’m glad. I mean I want her to be happy. As long as I’m happier and she knows that.
- You don’t eat Taco Bell, you borrow it for 15 minutes.
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Animals Falling Asleep (Video) – WARNING: Cuteness Overload
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