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Happy KittEhhh, Jumpy the Dog, and Status Quo
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Grandma Drummer, Baby Dolphin, and Status Jokes
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Minecraft Bear, Dog Misses Owner, and Weekend Status Posts
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Puppy Pinwheel, Red Hot Chili Pepper Hair, and Hilarious Social Network Statuses
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Big Ass Dog, Dolphin
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