Rush Hour Beijing, Carl Kitty, and Funny Online Classes

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Online Classes are boring these Funny Facebook Statuses are not…

1. That awkward moment when you spell a word correctly, but it looks so wrong so you stare at it forever questioning its existence.
2. Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired.
3. McDonald’s Management Rule #23: “The employee with the most severe accent or speech impediment must work the drive-thru at all times.”
4. I need new swear words.
5. Just sprayed a fly with Axe body spray. He’ll live, but he won’t get laid.
6. I bought a used UPS truck. It gets bad gas mileage but I can park anywhere.
7. Just hung a picture. Nailed it.
8. If someone says “you’re funny” instead of laughing, you’re not.
9. “Do you work here?” “No, I’m wearing this nametag to resolve my painful identity crisis.”
10. Most women are concerned about turning 40, but that’s only 18 in “Cougar Years”.
11. Don’t worry, Prince Harry. We only have one bathroom, so I too know what it’s like to be 3rd in line for the throne.
12. There is no subtle way to scratch an itchy butt.
13. “Until death do us part,” means we will all be single in heaven, right?
14. It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering.
15. Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
16. Had a dream that I was a ninja who trained other ninjas. Even in my dreams I’m more awesome than you.
17. If Candy Crush had a face, I’d punch it.
18. Said Hi to my crush on chat. She didn’t reply. That’s right  ! I left her speechless.
19. If somebody held a gun to my head I still don’t think it would be as scary as almost tipping backwards off of a chair.
20. Based on what I wipe my hands with, napkins should be made out of denim.

Yesterdays Status Updates… | Funny Status iOS

Carl the Kitty:

Caught in the act 😛 Have you ever given that look to someone? (via: imgur)

Rush Hour Beijing Subway (CRAZY!):

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG-meaGqg-M[/youtube]

Wow, and I thought my commute was bad! You better get off that train quickly or you’re stuck till the next stop!