Something for everybody, share these… Witty Status Updates for Facebook: No one looks back at their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep. Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. Start your day with coffee. End your day with beer. Out of all the lies […]
Red Light, Bug Eyed Kitten, and ROFL Status Posts
Read & share these… ROFL Status Posts Thank you, True Crime, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn’t stop that murder. At times, I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear in bubbles over our heads. Ask-hole: Someone who constantly asks for advice then does the opposite of what you […]
Little Lamb, Waffle Falling, & LOL Status Updates
Daily New Statuses, Share these… LOL Status Updates: I wish all videos of people twerking ended with them catching on fire. My brain is giving me the silent treatment I hate it when people say “listen” before telling you something If you can’t do the right thing, at least do the thing right. Laughing at […]
Dumb Blond, Cutest Stretch EvAR, and Monday Status Updates
Score more Monday Likes, share these… Monday Facebook Statuses: The longest minutes are always spent in front of the microwave. If I ever write a love song it will be about a guy who doesn’t snore and loves to cook. “Does size matter?” “Yes I told you 2 inches makes a huge difference. Now just […]
Monkey Fluff, Subway Orchestra, and EPIC Statuses
Easy likes, share these… EPIC Facebook Statuses: It’s a status….not your diary… I don’t need to walk a mile in your shoes…I can already see you’re a train wreck from over here. Please respect the revolving door speed that has already been established. Maybe don’t name your musical “Rent” if you don’t even have songs […]
Dachshund Bath Time, Gone Forever, & Hilarious Statuses
The easiest way to get likes, share these… Hilarious Statuses: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 300,000 times, well then you’re probably a weatherman. If you’re out running in jeans, I’m gonna go ahead and assume you just participated in a felony. It takes so much self […]