Little Lamb, Waffle Falling, & LOL Status Updates

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LOL Status Updates:

  1. I wish all videos of people twerking ended with them catching on fire.
  2. My brain is giving me the silent treatment
  3. I hate it when people say “listen” before telling you something
  4. If you can’t do the right thing, at least do the thing right.
  5. Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you’re so damn funny.
  6. Speakerphones should only work when no one else is around.
  7. That awkward moment when you tell someone they were in your dream last night and they get creeped out.
  8. I leave notes on people’s windshields telling them I smashed their car and did an amazing job fixing it.
  9. I wonder if butterflies get humans in their stomach when they’re anxious?
  10. If someone says “I love you” and you don’t feel the same way, just say “I love YouTube” really fast.
  11. I just wrote a Wikipedia article about your Mom.
  12. People who get out of the car and actually have a sit down meal inside McDonald’s scare me.
  13. If I drink alcohol… I’m an alcoholic. If i drink Fanta… I’m fantastic!
  14. You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch, and wake up on the couch.
  15. I say “I don’t know” to everything when I’m in a bad mood.
  16. 2+2=fish 3+3=eight 7+7=triangle Only smart people will get this. LIKE if you get it.
  17. My secret fantasy is to have two men at the same time, one cooking and one cleaning.
  18. Traffic would be awesome if it didn’t exist.
  19. Instead of spending 5 hours figuring out how to change my car clock back an hour, I’m selling it and buying a car that has the correct time.
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    ǝuoɥd
    ᴚnoʎ
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    noʎ
    ɟı
    ǝʞıl

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Mary had a Little Lamb…

mary had a little lamb

And her coat was white as snow 🙂 Dat Smile!

Waffle Falling Over…

Something about that Waffle will make you re-watch that at least 6 times.

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