Make your weekend last, share these… 20 Status Updates about the Weekend: I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert. Sometimes I’ll catch my reflection in a mirror and I’ll be like, “oh no, that can’t be right.” Guys are like bears, if you […]
Carlton, Incredible Dog Escape, and Laughable Statuses
Step your FB game up, share these… 20 Laughable Facebook Statuses: Life’s too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So, love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don’t. I Would Flex But I Like This T-Shirt. Best relationship? When you can act like lovers and best […]
Guilty Don’t Care, Healthcare Explanation, & Heeeelarious Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Hilarious Facebook Statuses: Making someone smile is probably one of the best feeling. You know it’s bad when someone says “it’s not that bad” My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes. “What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller” […]
Cheerful Doggy, The Marauder, and Top Statuses
This week on FB… Top Facebook Statuses The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people. I didn’t choose the indecisive life the indecisive life may or may not have chosen me. It’s funny how if you get an A on a test your […]
Stand back, Otter Talking, and Fun Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… 20 Fun Facebook Status Updates Why does nobody want to hire a “learns as I go” software engineer? I’m good, or at least I will be, I promise All you need is love… and a dog. I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. […]
Balloon Kitty, Nicholas Cage vs. Miley Cyrus, and Good Facebook Statuses
Make your weekend last, share these… Good Facebook Statuses: Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second rule has now been increased to 10. I’m not the type of person you want to put on speaker during a phone conversation. Theirye’re, problem solved. It’s crazy that when Miley Cyrus […]