Twas the day before Thanksgiving, and we give you these… Creative Facebook Statuses: Warning: I just get weirder. Pretty busy today. Was only able to check my phone 1400 times. That mini heart attack you get when your foot misses one step on the stairs. I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with […]
Funny Waiter, Loading Afro, & Silly Statuses
Step your status game up, share these… 20 Silly Facebook Statuses: Pretty cool how the internet lets you stay connected with people you haven’t seen in years and silently judge them on a daily basis. We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much. If you ever disappeared while hiking, I’d remain with […]
WTF KittEh, Best Dog Tricks, and Popular Status Updates
Share these, score more likes…. 20 Popular Facebook Statuses: Facebook has pretty much made it impossible to ever again say, “I had no idea it was your birthday!” Money can buy imitation happiness. I’m cool with that. Bandaids come in two varieties. The kind that won’t stay on and the kind that won’t come off. […]
Candy Challenge, Pimp My Hide, and Terrible Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share these… 20 Terribly Awesome Status Updates: I don’t need to flirt I will seduce you with my awkwardness. Back before Wal-Mart existed, you would have to buy a ticket to see a bearded woman. Falling in love when lonely is a lot like shopping when hungry, you end up […]
Pig Drumming, Blanket Forts, anddd Creative Status Ideas
Pump up your statuses, share these… Creative Facebook Status Ideas: That awkward moment when there’s a hair on your tongue and you have to try and get it off without looking like an idiot. A paper cut is a tree’s last revenge. If someone ever figures out how to harness the heat laptops give off […]
Dog Logic, Invisible Driver, and LOL Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… 20 LOL Facebook Status Updates: Oxford Dictionary named “Selfie” the word of the year. Stop the planet, I want to get off. 90% of the contacts in my phone are useless. I wish my dog could text me. I’m having a terrible day so I should probably go to Facebook […]