Make someones day, share these… Top 20 Facebook Statuses This Week: Apparently this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad, dude. My bad. Continuously improve yourself like your life depended on it. Drunk people run stop signs. High people wait for them to […]
Devil Baby Attack, Backpack Bunny, & Ace Status Posts
Bits of humor to make your day better, share these… 20 Ace Status Posts: After searching Justin Bieber’s house, police say his only crime is calling what he does music. I want rich people problems. Like where to land my private jet. You only know everything if you ask the right questions. I’m sorry, your […]
Home Early, Jump Around, and Heee-larious Statuses
Make someone laugh, share these… Heee-larious Statuses: All I want is some ketchup packets placed in the bag, without having to ask! Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office – I will track you down. You have my Word. If you mix Taco Bell hot sauce into your ramen, it tastes exactly like poverty. […]
Best Football Commercial, Bed Photo, and SILLY Status Updates!
Score more likes, share these… Silly Facebook Statuses: If I don’t want to participate in Mondays, I shouldn’t have to. Every morning I look forward to coming home and sleeping. There are so many scams on the Internet now-a-days. Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them. I’m not judgmental, so […]
Polar Bears 1st Steps, Waldo Friends, and Best Status Updates.
Make your weekend last longer, share these… Top 20 Best (Most Liked) Status Updates from this week: Every day after lunch I get a little sad because the food is over. PT Cruisers: The Nickelback of cars. Midnight snack? More like Midnight 3 Course Meal…with dessert. Sometimes you have to forget what’s gone, appreciate what […]
3D Printed Spider, Slide Stairs, & Fantastic Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… Fantastic Facebook Statuses: Having a favorite homeless person is weird, right? Do you ever look at your life and think “What has the internet done to me?” I already know this is going to be a disaster. I pregret this. Ke$ha: weak music choice, strong password choice. Apparently, the average […]