Make your weekend last longer, share these… 20 of the Best Status Updates from this week: I’m doing what I’ve always done. Learning from the mistakes of others who take my advice. There’s a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years, it’s called alcohol. How many times do […]
Cat Killing a Balloon, Imitation, and Epic Status Posts
Share some laughs, use one of these… EPIC Status Posts: I wish I could generate income from my sarcasm. You text him, he doesn’t text back. He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted. Bitches or not, 99 problems is still a shitload of problems. That awkward moment when you forget […]
Undercover Arnold, Dog Cuddles Girl, and Classic Status Updates
Welcome to Wednesday, share these… 20 Classic Never-Fail Facebook Status Updates: That terribly awkward moment when you’re creeping through someone’s Instagram and you accidentally double tap on a post from 23weeks ago. Time is the coin of life. Only you can determine how it will be spent. Telling the truth when you can get away […]
Dog Sez No, PokeBall, & Great Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… Great Facebook Status Posts: I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.. Walmart…because going to Target requires identity theft protection and a shower. I would’ve slept my way to the top years ago if it actually involved sleeping. The one who asks questions doesn’t lose […]
Men Vs. Women, News Reporting, and Witty Status Updates
Happy Monday, Share these… Witty Facebook Status Updates: Laughing is the best medicine. But if you’re laughing for no reason, you need medicine. Roses are red… Violets are red.. Tulips are red… Bushes are red… Trees are red… Oh god my gardens on fire! PHYSICS: It’s the science where you use extremely long and complicated […]
Vine Magic, Tangled Earbuds, and Best Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share these… 20 Best Facebook Status Updates this week: Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” is a swear word. I like my relationships like I […]