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20 Best Facebook Status Updates this week:
- Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
- Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” is a swear word.
- I like my relationships like I like my eggs: over easy.
- When you can’t find your phone because you left it someplace stupid like in the car or your non-dominant hand.
- What if our entire universe is just in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien child’s room as a science project?
- Make your employees work 8x faster by constantly playing that music from Sonic the Hedgehog when you’ve been under water for too long.
- YOLO is the stupid people version of carpe diem.
- That awkward moment when you leave a store but don’t buy anything, and you’re telling yourself, “act natural, you’re innocent.”
- I wish I could select all my responsibilities and press delete.
- Nothing like a woman with a brilliant mind and a filthy mouth.
- There’s always that one person that catches you doing something weird.
- Whenever I erase text messages, I feel like I’m deleting evidence.
- My worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it.
- I used to like to get glue on my fingers so I could peel it off when it dried. I dunno why I brought that up, but I know I’m not alone here.
- The most well known drug dealers in America are call “doctors.”
- If you have no internet history you silently admit wrong doing.
- Even 16 years of school couldn’t have prepared me for how boring real life is.
- I can sum up my life in three words: “just browsing, thanks.”
- I don’t know how your saturday is going, but I just got lucky on the couch! Yep, I found a dollar!
- “Let’s eat Grandma” or “Let’s eat, Grandma”- Punctuation saves lives.
Why Didn’t I Think of This???
Seriously, how to earbuds get so tangled? That is genius!!!
EPIC Compilation of one dudes “Magic” Videos on VINE:
Don’t know about you, but my mind was blown at least eight times watching that video and I nearly choked laughing. Remember folks, share if you enjoyed!