Vine Magic, Tangled Earbuds, and Best Status Updates

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20 Best Facebook Status Updates this week:

  1. Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
  2. Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” is a swear word.
  3. I like my relationships like I like my eggs: over easy.
  4. When you can’t find your phone because you left it someplace stupid like in the car or your non-dominant hand.
  5. What if our entire universe is just in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien child’s room as a science project?
  6. Make your employees work 8x faster by constantly playing that music from Sonic the Hedgehog when you’ve been under water for too long.
  7. YOLO is the stupid people version of carpe diem.
  8. That awkward moment when you leave a store but don’t buy anything, and you’re telling yourself, “act natural, you’re innocent.”
  9. I wish I could select all my responsibilities and press delete.
  10. Nothing like a woman with a brilliant mind and a filthy mouth.
  11. There’s always that one person that catches you doing something weird.
  12. Whenever I erase text messages, I feel like I’m deleting evidence.
  13. My worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it.
  14. I used to like to get glue on my fingers so I could peel it off when it dried. I dunno why I brought that up, but I know I’m not alone here.
  15. The most well known drug dealers in America are call “doctors.”
  16. If you have no internet history you silently admit wrong doing.
  17. Even 16 years of school couldn’t have prepared me for how boring real life is.
  18. I can sum up my life in three words: “just browsing, thanks.”
  19. I don’t know how your saturday is going, but I just got lucky on the couch! Yep, I found a dollar!
  20. “Let’s eat Grandma” or “Let’s eat, Grandma”- Punctuation saves lives.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Why Didn’t I Think of This???


Seriously, how to earbuds get so tangled? That is genius!!!

EPIC Compilation of one dudes “Magic” Videos on VINE:


Don’t know about you, but my mind was blown at least eight times watching that video and I nearly choked laughing. Remember folks, share if you enjoyed!

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