Cheers to the big game, share these… Superbowl Status Updates: A Utah ape that has correctly picked the Super Bowl winner for six straight years predicted Thursday that the Seattle Seahawks will be the next NFL champion. You’re invited to watch the Super Bowl with me on your television. Two Superbowls with two completely different […]
Super Bowl Appetizer, Cat Saves Doggie, and Terrific Status Ideas
Make your weekend super, share these… 20 Terrific Status Update Ideas: I didn’t call you crazy. All I said was, “you look like you might own 400 cats” With the right person, you can talk about absolutely nothing for hours & feel like you spoke about everything. I believe in equality. If we have five […]
That Feeling, Full House Reunion, and Killer Statuses
Need something funny to say? We got your back… Killer Facebook Statuses: I just saved a bunch of money on valentines day by switching to single. A lot of people don’t know this, but you can quietly like or dislike Obama. I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button & I’m still […]
Taylor Swift Attacked, Pro Parenting, & 22 Clever Statuses
Make your friends laugh, share these… 22 Clever Facebook Statuses: Sometimes, when I feel optimistic about the future of mankind, I go read the comments on YouTube and it brings me right back to reality. Common Sense isn’t a gift. It’s punishment…because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it. I plan on […]
Men Vs. Women, Epic Just Dance Run, & Awesome Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… 20 Awesome Status Posts: So far I’ve spent most of 2014 flipping off the weather channel. An even FANCIER limo? That’s a stretch. The bears had it right choosing to hibernate all winter. Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong. When the only light in your world […]
Buttkiss, Strong Password, and Crazy Status Updates
Happy Monday, Share these… Crazy Funny Facebook Status Updates: No need to drive me crazy. I can walk from here. KY should just go ahead and make lip gloss already. Woke up starving. Did not eat enough spiders while I slept last night. I realize it’s pointless to ask my dogs which one of them […]