Superbowl Status Updates 2014 Edition.

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Superbowl Status Updates:

  1. A Utah ape that has correctly picked the Super Bowl winner for six straight years predicted Thursday that the Seattle Seahawks will be the next NFL champion.
  2. You’re invited to watch the Super Bowl with me on your television.
  3. Two Superbowls with two completely different teams, never been done before by a starting QB.
  4. Auto correct just tried to make “Super Bowl” into “superb owl.” Personally, I’d rather see the owl.
  5. My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
  6. Today is like Christmas for out of shape, middle aged football fans.
  7. This year I’m calling it the Super Duper Bowl.
  8. The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
  9. Life is like the Superbowl. It has a start, a half-time, an end, and crazy people yelling at your mistakes.
  10. While you’re chowing down this Superbowl remember this… To burn off ONE plain M&M candy, you need to walk the full length of a football field. Enjoy.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

SuperBowl Quotes:

  • I don’t take vacations. I don’t get sick. I don’t observe major holidays. I’m a jack hammer. – Jim Harbaugh
  • The best way to get confidence is to play well and to make plays. — John Harbaugh
  • The thing about special teams – and I think football in general – is sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you. — John Harbaugh
  • The main thing is winning. Stats aren’t that important, but I think in the end things will work themselves out. — John Harbaugh
  • We’re going to win on Sunday. I guarentee it. – Joe Namath
  • I always have a lot of personal goals, but primarily my main goal each year is to obviously win a Super Bowl. – Michael Strahan
  • You just have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. – Dan Birdwell.

Seahawks vs. Broncos

Who are you rooting for?

Bonus: In honor of the Superbowl – Necks of the NFL.

Double Bonus – the unseen security of previous Superbowl.

The BEST Superbowl 2014 Commercial… (Doritos, Finger cleaner)


That was disgustingly satisfying.

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