Make your Monday suck less, share these… 20 Crazy Status Updates for Facebook: I’m not high maintenance, but rather precious cargo with lavish instruction for upkeep. Stop crying. You asked what I thought of your haircut and “macho” is a compliment where I come from, lady. Nutella: The answer to everything in life. My wife […]
Beautiful Music, KittEh Logic, and Awesome Status Updates
Make the weekend last longer, share these… 20 Awesome Status Updates: Today I tried the whole Yahoo vs Google thing. I typed “Why is there.” Yahoo gave me “Why is there fuzz on a tennis ball” and Google gave me “Why is there a drunk Chinese man doing push ups on my front lawn.” Google […]
McDonalds Robot, Mo Money Mo Problems, and 20 Marvelous Status Updates
One more day till Friday, meanwhile share these… 20 Marvelous Status Updates: Some souls are consumed with what grows in the garden of others and then wonder, why their own does not flourish. Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, “SAVE TREES” on […]
Amazing Child Singer, Gummy Bearsicles, and Creative Statuses
Make someones day, share these… 20 Creative Facebook Statuses: Don’t text me when I’m playing Flappy Bird. That awkward moment when Facebook notifies you of 4 birthdays today and you wish 1 person happy birthday and ignore the other 3 birthdays. Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another. I grew up in […]
Movie Theater Robbery, Puppy Play Time, and Fun Status Inspiration.
Score more likes, share these… 20 Fun Facebook Status Ideas: Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid. I can’t get out of bed. These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and If I leave now I might lose their trust. I could be locked in a room with no tv, phone, or […]
Rubix Cube, Got Robbed, and That Awkward Superbowl.
Happy Monday, Share these… Awkward Superbowl Status Updates: Last great run by a Bronco was in 1994. By O.J. Simpson… This day needs more yesterday. Tip: if you’re going to call out sick, make sure your co-workers aren’t your FB friends and can see the pics you posted drunk last night She said: “I’m not […]