Make Wednesday Fun, Share these… Genius Status Updates for Facebook: Sleep is like sex, you never get enough of it and sometimes it feels like it never happened at all. One day, people are gonna write songs about the nap I’m about to take. Sometimes a person is completely out of the picture but you […]
Shake Your Head, Languages, and Interesting Statuses
Score more likes, share these… 20 Interesting Status Posts: I’m not stupid. I’m just too lazy to show how smart I am. The Walking Dead. Or better known as The Running Living. Everything I learned so far about life: It goes on. About love: It never lasts. And about people: they change fast. I miss […]
Forgiveness, Jumping Fitness, and Hilarious Statuses
Happy Monday, share these… Hilarious Facebook Statuses: I hate it when I eat the last bite and didn’t notice it was the last bite… So I couldn’t mentally prepare myself and get closure. If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do […]
Pure Happiness, Being Hangry, and Best Weekend Status Updates.
Make the weekend last longer, share these… 20 Best Status Updates from this Weekend: The only reason they make yellow starbursts is for when someone asks you if they can have one of your starbursts. I should go to sleep but the Internet needs me. Mission Impossible? He’s done four of them now. Let’s call […]
Captain Planet, Pop Tart Bandit, and Silly Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… Top 20 Silly Status Posts: We all have a shirt that we like wearing too much. Inspiration: nobody else knows what the hell they’re doing either. Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably. Today’s revelation..if you say “beer can” with a British accent, you’re also saying […]
Girl Gets Slapped By Whale, Yellow Lights, and Really Good Status Updates
Make someones Wednesday, Share these… Really Good Status Updates: That awkward moment when someone says something to you for the fifth time and you still don’t know what they said. Which Buzzfeed quiz are you? We are all dying to know. There’s always that one person who always catches you doing weird stuff. Our generation […]