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- That awkward moment when someone says something to you for the fifth time and you still don’t know what they said.
- Which Buzzfeed quiz are you? We are all dying to know.
- There’s always that one person who always catches you doing weird stuff.
- Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell. They text or call to say they’re outside.
- Can I get a scholarship for eating?
- Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.
- GOODBYE WORK COMPUTER HELLO HOME COMPUTER.
- Any machine is a smoke machine if you just use it wrong enough!
- You say “YOLO”, I say “YADA”. You’re A Dumb Ass.
- Just saw a K9 sheriff car with a bumper sticker that said got dope?
- Words: For when an emoji just isn’t enough.
- Do stupid people ever hit a point in their life, where they realize they’re stupid?
- People say I’m sarcastic but I’m just investigating the effects of irony on morons.
- It’s only Wednesday and I’m 95% done with this week.
- Video Game Logic: Everyone worse than me is my bitch and everyone better than me has no life.
- Facebook spent $19 billion on Whatsapp. NASA’s budget for 2014 is $16 billion. Makes you think.
- Worry: a waste of imagination.
- 5 Stages of Life: 1. Just a kid. 2. Don’t want to be a kid. 3. Afraid you’re still a kid. 4. Definitely not a kid. 5. Wish you were a kid.
- Don’t rollerblade on a treadmill..trust me.
- Shoutout to nature for not giving wings to snakes.
Girl Gets Slapped By Whale:
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