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20 Interesting Status Posts:
- I’m not stupid. I’m just too lazy to show how smart I am.
- The Walking Dead. Or better known as The Running Living.
- Everything I learned so far about life: It goes on. About love: It never lasts. And about people: they change fast.
- I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
- Everybody wants to ride in the limo with you. The trick is to find someone who will take the bus with you when your limo breaks down.
- Just seen a homeless dude with a sign that said “too ugly to prostitute”
- I’m moody like Squidward. Sometimes selfish like Mr. Crabs. A bit dumb like Patrick. But I’ll be there for you like SpongeBob.
- That moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you are thinking and both laugh.
- I can’t get out of bed. These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and If I leave now I might lose their trust.
- I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself that I never knew about.
- I like the part of the day when food happens.
- A good leader takes a little more than their share of the blame and a little less than their share of the credit.
- After just waking up..I schedule my day around naps.
- A small child called 911 upon seeing a zebra because he thought a horse escaped from jail
- I was watching an infomercial and the first thing it said was “Forget everything you know about tupperware!” So I did. Whew! That’s a load off my mind.
- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use Facebook and they won’t bother you for weeks.
- What would happen if a unstoppable force met an immovable object?
- Beautiful people do not just happen. They creep up from the depths of some really ugly shit.
- I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
- Adulthood is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn’t made plans.
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