Make someone smile, pick one of these and share it! Top 20 Weekend Status Posts: That awkward moment when someone’s zipper is open and you don’t know if you should tell them. They’d wonder why you were looking that low. Beer comes from hops. Hops are plants. Beer is salad. The older I get, the […]
Happy Day Panda, C-Walkin’, and 20 Silly Statuses
Good news, it’s almost the Friday 🙂 Pick one that fits and share… 20 Silly Facebook Statuses: For just 3 cents a day, all of my followers can help me quit my job… Scumbag Youtube instantly loads ads perfectly and 2 minutes to load a 20second video -_- My exercise routine consists of doing diddly […]
Weatherman Duped, Cow Cut, & Witty Facebook Posts
Make Hump Day work for you, share these… Witty Facebook Posts: Please don’t mistake my personality for flirting. Just because I’m awesome doesn’t mean I like you. Spending the rest of my life trying to find someone I love as much as my bed If you’re happy and you know it, you’re probably exhausting to […]
Superman GoPro, Happy Puppy, and Ridiculous Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… Ridiculous Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when someone yells at you for clicking a pen…but you have to click it once more to use it. Relationship Status: Sleeping next to the warm laundry pile. Sorry that offended you, I really didn’t think you’d get it. With my eyes. That’s […]
Singing Dog, Human Brain, and Hilarious Statuses
Make Monday work for you, share one of these… Hilarious Status Updates: The only thing violent video games have ever done is make me sit in the same spot for fourteen straight hours. The two most stolen objects a PEN and a LIGHTER are both made by BIC. Is that a coincidence? I think not! […]
Lightning Strike Lady, Internet Win, and Fascinating Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share these… 20 Fascinatingly Funny Statuses: You have not experienced awkward until you try and tickle somebody who isn’t ticklish. I think it’s funny when dogs hide under the bed when they’re scared. I’m like “you idiot, that’s the first place monsters go!” I hate it when TV shows say […]