Happy Monday, share these… 20 Cool Facebook Status Posts: You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying, “I just find it funny how…” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny. “You don’t wanna hear the last line of every show do you?” – my dvr I’ll […]
Armadillo Jean, Favorite Restaurant, and 20 Really Funny Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share these… 20 Really Funny Statuses: When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of. I wonder if Oscar the Grouch has a hipster cousin somewhere that lives in a recycling bin. […]
Zombie Prank, Dat Look, and Fascinating Status Updates.
Pick something that fits and go with it… Fascinating Status Updates: I’m going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going at night. The sooner one of you ladies takes ‘one for the team’ and becomes my girlfriend, they sooner I […]
Newscaster Fail, Ghost Hunters, and 20 Witty Status Ideas
Make Wednesday count, share these… 20 Witty Status Ideas: I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. So let me get this straight – you had a house designed and built just for you, but you didn’t put in any secret […]
Crazy Sand Art, Panda Diet, and Fetching Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Fetching Facebook Statuses: Nothing says “I don’t take you seriously” like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him. My level of lazy is that I don’t think house arrest would be that bad. I noticed you’re not yourself today. I really like it. Does Facebook have […]
Pelican Pimp, Dat Paw, and Clever Status Posts
Make Monday count, share these… Clever Facebook Status Posts: You say you want to bring me back to reality. You’re assuming I’ve been there before. The tv remote fell under the bed so I guess it’s TBS, on an uncomfortably high volume, for the next 5 years. Talking about Star Wars on a first date […]