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20 Cool Facebook Status Posts:
- You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying, “I just find it funny how…” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.
- “You don’t wanna hear the last line of every show do you?” – my dvr
- I’ll fight for love, but I wont compete for it.
- Tough times never last, but tough people do.
- Married people always ask when you’re getting married like they get points for recruiting to their club of misery.
- The awkward moment when people think you’re drunk when in fact you’re just a blast naturally.
- Disneyland. The world’s biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
- When I was little, I used to sing in the shower. Now? I make life decisions in there.
- A lot of people will disappoint you in life. Don’t let any of them be you.
- How about a restaurant where the minute you walk in you lose cell service and your camera app is disabled we’ll call it “ENJOY YOUR LIVES”
- I have the same level of concentration as someone defusing a bomb when Im entering the number combination of my snack in the vending machine.
- Trying to argue via text is like Being Italian and talking with handcuffs on.
- So sweet how people try to mask their crippling insecurities with bitchiness instead of alcohol like normal people.
- I’m so old, I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor.
- At my house, it is customary for you to go back to yours as soon as possible.
- Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures.
- If your drug dealer is always on time he is a cop …
- My cars heater has two settings: 1. MY FACE IS MELTING 2. Off
- If zombies ever do attack just go to Costco, they have walls, years of food and supplies, and zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership.
- Car alarms would be a lot more effective if they sounded like two people fighting. I’d peak out my window for that.
That awkward moment when you get stuck in the sink…
Help!
Dubstep KittEh:
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That’s one intense kitty 🙂 Share if you enjoyed.
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