Make your weekend last, share these… 20 Hilarious Weekend Status Updates from Facebook: I truly believe that there are some people who listen to you when you talk and there’s other people who just wait for it to be their turn. One man’s LOL is another man’s WTF. I don’t know why you girls freak […]
Little Kid Goal, Fighting Lessons, and HILARIOUS Facebook Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Hilarious Facebook Statuses: People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome. I’m pretty sure some of you just drag your face across the keyboard and hit send. Dr: Do you drink or smoke? Me: Sure, whatcha’ got? Stop talking. You don’t have to validate how dumb you are. I wanna be […]
Tiny Burritos, Baby Giraffe, and Awesome Random Status Updates
Make Wednesday count, share these… 20 Awesome Random Status Updates: Sometimes my mom says she’s smarter than me, but who’s living rent free in whose house and who’s eating all whose groceries? Hey, car designers, you have kids, right? How is “limo window partition” between the front and back seat not an option yet? Step […]
High Speed Watermelon Cutting (Video), Puppy Hugs, and 20 Best Status Posts
This week on Facebook…. 20 Best Facebook Status Posts: You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. You can’t teach a cat anything, ever. I should probably be in a relationship just for the supervision. Called me old-fashioned, but I prefer women with eyebrows made of actual hair. I hate it When someone calls you, […]
Icelandic Hymn, Cat Earthquakes, and LOL Status Updates
Make Monday Awesome, share these… 20 Laugh out Loud Facebook Statuses: Want the truth? Just ask a kid. The first rule of breakfast club is don’t you forget about me. So your baby doesn’t know any tricks at all? My keyboard needs a removable crumb tray like the toaster. I’m mad, but not as mad […]
Crazy Kids Ride Car Sideways While Changing a Tire (Insane Video) + Top 20 Weekend Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share these… Top 20 Weekend Status Updates: The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook. My battery died so I spent so time with the family today. They seem like nice people. Spilling your drink is the adult equivalent of letting your balloon go. […]