One of these is guaranteed to make you laugh…. 20 Fun Facebook Status Posts: I want to be buried with a shotgun and a box of shells. Then someday I’ll be the most bad ass zombie ever. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you. Sometimes […]
Elephants Dancing, Auto Theft, and Inventive Facebook Statuses
Make Monday fun, share these… Inventive Facebook Status Update Posts: Every time you have McDonald’s as a kid, it’s a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it’s a defeat. Why would a straight guy hate gay guys? Here’s a group of men who look better than you.. but don’t even want women. […]
Donuts, Best Beer Commercial, and Clever Facebook Statuses.
Make your weekend last longer, share these… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses for the Weekend: New Rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without thanking me I am guaranteed at least one attempt at trying to trip you. We take the naps we think we deserve. I wonder if anyone […]
Sarcasm, Dinosaur in Compton, and Facebook Statuses for Whenever.
You can make someone smile, share one of these… 20 Funny Facebook Statuses for Whenever: I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is sh*t your physical appearance automatically means nothing. I just wanna sit on a rooftop with someone at 2am and just look at the night sky, not worrying about anything […]
Alarm Clock Dog, Your Name, and 20 Crazy Facebook Statuses
One of these will make you laugh guaranteed… 20 Crazy Facebook Statuses: Can I nominate you for the boiling water challenge? I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry. Some people annoy me and I don’t even know them… Dance like nobody is watching!!! …because they’re […]
Crossfit Parody, Dating Life, and Smart Status Updates
Get over hump day, share one of these… 20 Smart Facebook Status Updates: My life is like a Lamborghini. It’s going too fast, and it costs too much. I’m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time. Don’t just bend the rules, break them […]