Tuesday will be fun when you share…. Funny Status Update Posts: Tuesday, I just can’t with you right now. I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand. My “I hate you” face must look a lot like my “I’m loving this conversation” face. […]
Awkward Moment, Struggle Was Real, and Epic Status Posts
Make today count, share one of these… Epic Facebook Status Posts: I just wanted you all to know that I’m leaving Facebook. This ride has been a blast and I’ve made a ton of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humor and wit is amazing. I’ll miss all of […]
Rescue Hound, Video Games, and On Point Status Updates
Make the weekend last longer, share these… On Point Facebook Status Updates: We’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke. Don’t like my sarcasm? Well, I don’t like your stupid. I wanted to work out but then I wanted […]
Hipsters, Jury Duty, and Top Facebook Status Updates
Congrats, you made it to the weekend! Share one of these… Top Facebook Status Updates From This Week: It may look like I’m in deep thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I’m going to eat later. Try randomly complimenting people, because sometimes that will be the only kind words […]
Awkward Moment When, iPhone 6, and Amazing Status Updates
Make today count, share one of these… 20 Amazing Facebook Status Updates: Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair. Is it ok to take a personal day if none of your pants fit? Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a […]
Love Helmets, Drew Carey, and Mind Blowing Status Posts
Make your Wednesday count, share these… 20 Mind Blowing Facebook Status Posts: I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people. If we hate the same people we’re already friends. Sometimes I feel like the only one that likes music […]