Make it over the hump, pick something funny and share… Clever Facebook Status Updates: I dream about naps. It’s scary how much I think about food. No emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/ Dont go broke trying to look RICH….act your wage! FACT: Everybody needs a smart ass, sarcastic friend. There is […]
Dis My Jam, Problem Solving, and Witty Facebook Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Witty Facebook Statuses: If you really want people to notice you, be a typo. Home is where the pants aren’t. That awkward moment when you get really mad at someone in real life because of something they did to you in a dream. We all have chapters, in our lives, […]
Homeless Rapper, Allergies, and 20 Funny Facebook Status Updates
Make Monday fun, share one of these… 20 Funny Facebook Status Update Ideas: I wonder how many calories I burn when I run away from my problems. When your boss asks why you’re late. Just shrug and say “thug life.” Bosses don’t mess with thug life. I’m not saying I’m psychic, but I’m positive I will […]
Flex on Em, Undo Text Messages, and Weekend Status Posts
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… Top Weekend Facebook Status Posts: I wonder how many calories I burn when I run away from my problems. When people tell me that I’ve changed, I want to shake them and tell them: “And so should you!” Every day is a struggle between wanting to […]
Baby Elephant Slips, Koala Bear, and 20 Laughable Facebook Status Updates
Happy Friday, you made it! Share one of these… 20 Laughable Facebook Status Updates: It’s fall, which means my TV game is on point and my social game is at an all time fail level. I embarrass myself in front of myself. Sorry for calling you a bitch. Thought you already knew… There is no […]
Mascara Panda, Baby Dog Naps, and Fun Status Posts
Brighten your friends day, share one of these… 20 Fun Facebook Status Posts for Thursday: I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them. May the bridges I burn light the way. Life’s a roller-coaster. Forget the downs; the ups are full of magnificent, fun, exhilarating moments which […]