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20 Fun Facebook Status Posts for Thursday:
- I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.
- May the bridges I burn light the way.
- Life’s a roller-coaster. Forget the downs; the ups are full of magnificent, fun, exhilarating moments which will make the ride all worthwhile.
- I don’t trust people that dislike tacos.
- Instead of doing homework, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how much homework I have to do.
- That message felt like a great idea until I hit send.
- Beard Law: If you touch my beard without asking, I get to touch your butt without asking.
- The art of taking a self pic fast enough that no one sees you. The Stealthfie.
- I’m still waiting for the episode of Storage Wars where there’s a homeless guy living in the unit.
- More girls need to start searching for guys who have goals, ambitions & crave success because 10 years from now “swag” isn’t going to pay your bills.
- Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
- Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
- I gave a homeless lady $5. Friend said I shouldn’t because the lady will only buy booze with it. I said So? That’s what I’d buy too. You’d have to be pretty drunk to sleep on the concrete.
- I constantly go between being extremely anxious about all the things I have to do and literally not giving a shit. There is no in between.
- What’s that Jennifer Aniston film where she plays a kooky girl who ultimately finds love?
- I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
- People assume I’m smart when they see my glasses case. Then they see that I use it to store a Twix bar and they recognize my true genius.
- Nothing f*cks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Thursday.
- “It’s a long story” is just a polite way of saying “I don’ feel like telling you.”
- There are two kinds of people in the world- those I’d catch during a trust fall and those I wouldn’t.
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