Happy Hump Day, make someones day… Clever Facebook Statuses: I find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes. You say I’m wearing too much black but all I hear is I look great. Dear naps, I’m sorry I was a jerk to you in kindergarten. October: Halloween month November:Christmas prep month & post halloween depression month […]
Halloween Terror, Souvenir Stores, and Fun Facebook Statuses
Brighten someones Tuesday, share one of these… Fun Facebook Statuses: Isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather? “True beauty is within” for example opening your fridge. I no longer have the energy to […]
Beef, Awesome Moment, and Hilarious Status Updates
Ugh Monday, share one of these and brighten someones day… 20 Hilarious Status Updates for a Monday: Do you ever just break out in song when you hear a certain word? We used to be afraid people on the internet would find us in real life. Now we’re terrified people in real life will find […]
Good Morning Pugs, Understanding, and Top Rated Facebook Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… Top Rated Facebook Status Updates this week: Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs. Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you’re so damn funny. So many […]
Goats are Odd, Nah, and Status Updates for the Weekend
Spice up your weekend, share one of these… Status Updates for the Weekend: When people ask me what I did over the weekend, I always squint and respond “Why, what did you hear?” Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how […]
Baby Loves Water, Feeling Bad, & Ridiculous Facebook Status Posts
Make someone slightly blow air out of their nose, share one of these… 20 Ridiculous Facebook Status Posts: Never let someone with the significance of a speed bump become a roadblock in your life. School is not even about learning. It’s about how much stress you can handle before you have a mental breakdown. I’m […]