Make the weekend last longer, share one of these… Top 20 Status Updates from Facebook this past week (11/15): I’m one of those people who you’ll hate until you have an actual conversation with. Bacon: low-carb AND gluten-free I could be a morning person if morning happened after 11. ‘I feel ugly today’ lucky you… I […]
Waking Up, Roommate Surprise, and 20 Awesome Facebook Status Updates
Help a friend smile, share one of these… 20 Awesome Facebook Status Updates: You know that tingly feeling you get when you have a crush on someone? That’s common sense leaving your body. I hate it when my cat leaves a dead Smart Car on my doorstep. Wine. Pairs well with turkey and difficult relatives. […]
That Annoying Moment, R2D2 Bird, and 20 Killer Facebook Statuses
Make Wednesday count, share one of these… 20 Killer Facebook Statuses: Snow is like people: a little bit can be beautiful, too much sucks; and when it sticks around for too long it can make life suck. If life is unfair to everyone, doesn’t that make life fair? Dear grumpy people: donuts are only $.99 It’s not […]
Veterans Day Status Updates 2014
Happy Veterans Day! Celebrate Veterans with a status update, picture, or quote… Veterans Day Status Updates 2014: Dear Santa This year for Christmas I’d like; no wait… Forget that. Get in your sleigh, go over seas, get our soldiers and bring them home. They deserve to be with their family’s on Christmas. It doesn’t matter […]
Laser Gun Bird, Movie Candy, and 20 Monday Status Updates for Facebook
Start your week off right, share one of these…. 20 Monday Status Updates for Facebook: When you’re talking to a girl always remember that you’re also talking to her friends via screenshots. Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because your fingerprints aren’t in the database. Want the truth? Just ask a kid. Yes. Is time travel […]
The Thing About November Birthdays, Absurd Cat Noises, and Weekend Status Updates for Facebook
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… 20 Weekend Status Updates for Facebook: I just wanna stay home and cuddle my dog. Beginning to realize that I was probably dropped as a baby. So many feelings today. Mostly hunger. If history has taught us anything, it’s that reheated french fries are gross. If […]