Make Monday fun, share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Posts: Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry. I’m in shape. Unfortunately that shape is a potato. Meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever. Life tip: do not have emotions It would be […]
Crazy Cockatoo, Good Books, and Top 20 Status Updates
Enjoy your weekend, share one of these… Top 20 Facebook Status Updates: I hate when Doctors asks questions like . . . “Are you sexually active?” Depends on what you mean by “active”. There are plenty of “active” volcanoes that haven’t gone off in over 50 years. Yes hello, life? I’m not coming in today. […]
Black Friday Status Updates
Let the madness begin, share one of these… Black Friday Status Updates: Black Friday is the second closest thing to a zombie apocalypse except they want sales instead of brains. Am I the only person who thinks that restaurants should have Black Friday sales too? Some people should buy a sense of humor on Black […]
Thanksgiving Status Updates 2014
Happy Thanksgiving! Share one of these… Thanksgiving Day Status Updates for Facebook: Who does not thank for little, will not thank for much. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow. Thanksgiving is a great time to test the boundaries of how drunk you can get before […]
Dog Wins Race, Protesting, and 20 Amazing Facebook Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… 20 Amazing Facebook Status Updates: I’m not antisocial. It’s just that most people don’t make the cut. It’s time to admit that as a species, we are just not ready for 4-way stops. Whenever someone tries to get too friendly with me, I like to call them by the wrong […]
Fake Ping Pong, Allergies, and 20 Brilliant Facebook Posts
Make someones Tuesday, share one of these… 20 Brilliant Facebook Posts: There should be a hat store called “ALL CAPS” where the employees all yell at you. Do people who exercise not know about ice cream and Netflix? Why should I apologize for the monster I’ve become? Nobody has ever apologized for making me this […]