Thanksgiving Status Updates 2014

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Thanksgiving Day Status Updates for Facebook:

1. Who does not thank for little, will not thank for much.
2. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.
3. Thanksgiving is a great time to test the boundaries of how drunk you can get before your family members notice.
4. Treat every meal like it’s Thanksgiving dinner.
5. Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.
6. Thanksgiving also known as “Instagram a Turkey” day.
7. An optimist is a person who starts a new diet after Thanksgiving Day dinner.
8. Thanksgiving is the middle child of the holidays.
9. Halloween and Thanksgiving are our ways of fattening up before the colder months.
10. If your microwave stops working the day after Thanksgiving, you are quitting leftovers cold turkey.
11. If you become a vegan before Thanksgiving, you are quitting Cold Turkey.
12. You can never make too much gravy for Thanksgiving. It’s the meaty sleepy time juice everyone needs.
13. The people who talk politics at thanksgiving have no idea they’re the ones their relatives are dreading seeing.
14. I’m thankful for the wine I’ll be drinking while I listen to you complain how difficult it was to travel here.
15. I can’t wait to pack more carbs in my body than in the turkey’s this Thanksgiving.
16. I’m gonna sleep so much over thanksgiving break it’s not even funny.
17. Believe in giving more and needing less this season!
18. Google should change their name to “Gobble” on Thanksgiving.
19. “Yeah I really needed to make a change for the better in my life so I quit cold turkey” – Guy who only eats hot turkey
20. Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? – A turkey because it is always stuffed.
21. At what point in adulthood do I get to graduate from the “kids” table?

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Surprise Thanksgiving For a Homeless Man:

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Everyone deserves a good meal with friends and family on Thanksgiving and I’m glad they helped give this man a special surprise. Please share if that touched your heart!