Heyyyyyyyyyy! Welcome back, friends, we missed you. Here is the funny stuff you crave to post to your FB profile…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- You know why Fish are so skinny? Because they eat Fish.
- Lying about my age is easier now that I sometimes forget what it is.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
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There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.
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Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.
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I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Funny Picture to Post:
And what did you say your qualifications were again?
Awesome Video to Post:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EGKkJlLcoc[/youtube]
Future Funk FTW!
Alright folks, that is it for the Mid-Week Status Updates! Check back tomorrow for Thursdays funny facebook posts. Until then join our FB Fan Page or download our 4-Star Rated iPhone App.