The weekend is just around the corner! Stay happy, enjoy life and enjoy the rest of the week. Make sure to stop by tomorrow for the world famous weekend wrap-up.
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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- How is lindsay lohan ever gonna find a good woman when she is jail? wait……. this might just work out.
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Smoking doesn’t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill people.
- After all these years, I’m surprised nobody at CSI has found the light switch in their office.
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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
- I don’t take compliments well. Or criticism. You know what, just don’t talk to me.
- It is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.” I’m talking to you Twi-hards & Beliebers.
- “Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.” – George Carlin
- Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted. - The lights were too bright in the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.
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Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
Funny Picture to Post:
Ridiculous, simply ridiculous! Imagine if you looked in your mirror and saw that 🙂
Here is another funny picture to post:
Silly Animal, Gestures are for Humans.
Video of the day:
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Now don’t you want to get a Hamster? 🙂 Alright folks that is it for today. Please join us tomorrow for the always laughable weekend wrap-up. Thank You!