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Black Friday Status Updates:
- Black Friday is the second closest thing to a zombie apocalypse except they want sales instead of brains.
- Am I the only person who thinks that restaurants should have Black Friday sales too?
- Some people should buy a sense of humor on Black Friday.
- Black Friday through the years:
2005: 5am
2010: 3am
2012: 12am
2013: Thursday 8pm
2014: Thursday.
2020: 4th of July - Mom can I borrow $2000 for Black Friday shopping?
- It’s ironic that retailers complain about insanity on Black Friday, and yet, they choose to call their best deals “door busters.”
- Who wants to put on bear costumes with me and tear apart the tents of people camping outside the stores for Black Friday?
- Black Friday more like Black Everyday.
- If I die at Walmart on Black Friday, please drag my body to Nordstroms. Thank You.
- Black Friday shopping be like