We finally made it to the week-end, congratulations 🙂 These hilarious status updates will get you through the week-end… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: History tells a story. That’s why you must always clear it before your girlfriend uses the computer. Aren’t the “good things that come to those who wait” really just […]
Archives for August 2010
The Funny Status Updates for your Thursday
Howdy! Here is the goods to help get you and your friends through Thursday…. Funny Status Updates for Facebook / Twitter: A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. People that are organized are just too lazy to look […]
The Witty Wednesday Status Updates
Welcome back friends! Here is the goods… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. (Part of the Top 100 Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App) Women treat me like I’m a piece of meat……. And like they’re vegetarians. AN […]
*** Tuesday Funday! ***
Aloha friends! Thanks for coming back. Here is what you came for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook / Twitter: The future of American women is being led by role models like Snooki, Lindsay Lohan, Nicki Minaj… we’re totally screwed. Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don’t. reverse .ygolohcysp (Made using […]
The funny way to start the week…
Another Monday is here! Today is the first day of the rest of your life, so use it wisely. Here are the funny status updates you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook / Twitter: Live every week like it’s shark week. (From our updated daily FB Fan Page) Every time I hear a […]