*** Tuesday Funday! ***

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook / Twitter:

  • The future of American women is being led by role models like Snooki, Lindsay Lohan, Nicki Minaj… we’re totally screwed.
  • Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don’t.
  • reverse .ygolohcysp  (Made using the Backwards Text utility found on the Funny Status Updates for iPhone App.)
  • Luck always seems to be against the person who depends on it.
  • I always keep my chin up. If I don’t, people might find out that I have more than one.
  • Having one child makes you a parent. Having two makes you a referee. (From our updated daily FB Fan Page)
  • It’ll be weird when names like Heather and Ashley are old people names.

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t be surprised if there are a lot of dead birds in their yard.

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I would for sure freak out if that happened!  How about you???

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