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Funny Status Updates for Facebook / Twitter:
- The future of American women is being led by role models like Snooki, Lindsay Lohan, Nicki Minaj… we’re totally screwed.
- Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don’t.
- reverse .ygolohcysp (Made using the Backwards Text utility found on the Funny Status Updates for iPhone App.)
Luck always seems to be against the person who depends on it.
I always keep my chin up. If I don’t, people might find out that I have more than one.
Having one child makes you a parent. Having two makes you a referee. (From our updated daily FB Fan Page)
It’ll be weird when names like Heather and Ashley are old people names.
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t be surprised if there are a lot of dead birds in their yard.
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I would for sure freak out if that happened! How about you???