Another Monday is here! Today is the first day of the rest of your life, so use it wisely. Here are the funny status updates you came here for…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook / Twitter:
- Live every week like it’s shark week. (From our updated daily FB Fan Page)
- Every time I hear a recording of my own voice, I’m convinced that I would not be friends with me if I were someone else.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. (Part of the Top 100 Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App)
- I like all of the music in my itunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my itunes.
- I’m like a bad doctor. I have no patience.
- The best things in life are unseen. That’s why we close our eyes when we kiss, sleep and dream.
Experts say a college education adds thousands of dollars to your lifetime earnings. Which you then spend on your child’s college education.
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