Archives for April 2010

Congratulations, you survived another week of work/school/stay-at-home-mommin-it-up/welfare/unemploydom.  We don’t judge what you do, we just provide funny status updates for Facebook.  Here ya go: Funny Status Updates for Facebook: BREAKING: Large Air Spill at Wind Farm. No threats reported. Some claim to enjoy the breeze. Girls always focus on improving their looks, not their minds. […]

Welcome back!  We are glad to have you back.  Just an FYI we have some awesome things coming to this website soon so please stay tuned!  Meanwhile here are some relevant and funny status updates for your Facebook: Awesome Status Updates for Facebook: Interesting Factoid:  Cannibalism is common in the Octopus world. I’m ever sleeping […]

Looking for awesome status updates for Facebook?  Then you came to the right place pal.  You can count on us for reliable consistent updates for all your funny Facebook related material.   Want more?  Join our Facebook Fan Page Warning: content updated frequently. Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Interesting Factoid: Tall people earn $789 per year […]

You guys down with Pawn Stars?  The Old Man & Chum Lee are my favorite.  Anyhow you didn’t come here to talk History TV shows you came here for the funny status updates for Facebook.  Well far be it for me to let you down… If I just fly to Arizona without ID and let […]

Are you looking for some witty status updates?   Then you came to the right place my friend!  Welcome, settle in and check out what we got for you… Hilariously Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I ♥ you. Do you ♥ me? You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough […]

Thank you for coming back and Welcome to the weekend!  April is wrapping up and alas Summer is almost here (if you live in the northern hemisphere).  Just know that as SummerTime comes you can always depend on FacebookStatus.org for reliable funny stuff for you to post to Facebook 🙂 Funny Facebook Status Updates: I […]