Congratulations, you survived another week of work/school/stay-at-home-mommin-it-up/welfare/unemploydom. We don’t judge what you do, we just provide funny status updates for Facebook. Here ya go:
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- BREAKING: Large Air Spill at Wind Farm. No threats reported. Some claim to enjoy the breeze.
- Girls always focus on improving their looks, not their minds. I guess cause we all know boys are stupid not blind.
- The fact that I can buy a song while on the toilet using my phone means no one is really working on cancer, are they?
- I’m typo positive.
- Apparently there are stupid questions. They’re the ones I ask my wife.
- Entertained my neighbor’s kids today by playing Duct, Duct, Tape.
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends
are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
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