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- Interesting Factoid: Tall people earn $789 per year per inch more than shorter people.
- Carry yourself like a queen and you’ll attract a king. Carry yourself like a hoe and see how far you’ll go.
- If you get mad at someone and push them down the stairs make sure it’s the DOWN escalator…or you’ll be there all day.
- My dog just finished walking me.
- Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people’s hard work is also rewarding. And faster.
- Why is it difficult to open a piano? Because all the keys are inside!
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
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