New Week = More Awesome Status Updates.

Are you looking for some witty status updates?   Then you came to the right place my friend!  Welcome, settle in and check out what we got for you…

Hilariously Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • I ♥ you. Do you ♥ me?
  • You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
  • Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be.
  • Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you’ll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that’s my point.
  • if you are a happy employee does that make you ‘gruntled’ ?

A grizzly with no teeth is a gummy bear.

Website You Gotta SEE: Pencil Drawings Combined with Photographs

Funny Facebook Picture of the Day:

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  1. I pulled the, “A grizzly with no teeth is a gummy bear.” line today and it went over great.

    GOOD ONE!!!!! Thx 🙂

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