Funny Status Updates for Facebook

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Awesome Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Interesting Factoid:  Cannibalism is common in the Octopus world.
  • I’m ever sleeping and a bunch of Zs start coming out of my head, please call a doctor.
  • I am now home from what would have been a hard day had I done any work
  • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • Don’t u just hate it when someone calls your phone and says “whos this”? helloooo you are calling me!

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