Weekend Wrap-Up of Funny Facebook Status Updates

Thank you for coming back and Welcome to the weekend!  April is wrapping up and alas Summer is almost here (if you live in the northern hemisphere).  Just know that as SummerTime comes you can always depend on FacebookStatus.org for reliable funny stuff for you to post to Facebook 🙂

Funny Facebook Status Updates:

  • I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
  • The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
  • Crime doesn’t pay…Does that mean my job is a crime?
  • Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper – use both sides.
  • Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won’t spoil me.
  • Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that’s what He’s getting.

Awesome Facebook Video of the Week:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZsML4uWoiw[/youtube]

Embed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZsML4uWoiw

Awesome Facebook Picture of the Week:

Embed URL: http://i.imgur.com/8hBnM.jpg

Bonus Funny Facebook Status Update:

Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.

Bonus Awesome Picture:

Embed URL: http://i.imgur.com/Kv0yM.jpg

Stare at that picture long enough and it might just melt your mind!  That’s it for this week folks.  Cya next week and until then please join our Facebook Fan Page , leave us some comments, and just wait till you see what we have coming!

6 COMMENTS

  1. A. tha birdie pic melted my heart <3
    B. tha photo pic is in double sane!

    cool stuff mang, keep up the good posts.

  2. @eforeva – We make some, we take some, we post some user submitted on our FB fan page.

    You can't post anything vulgar on our wall. It also doesn't like spam. We are working on a better wall & better website. Stick around and you might just find something you like.

  3. To be honest this isn't your best update ever.However, I will admit the website is looking nicer thuogh. I drop by every so often if you get some good stuff I may come back more often.

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